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So people have been asking about why Loki is seen wearing a kind of muzzle in this last scene. Well you Sons of Coul, sit down and let me explain:
In the Nordic mythology (or what tumblr users would probably prefer to call “the acient canon” or something alike) one of Loki’s punishments for behaving badly was to have his lips sewn together.
Now, because the audience would most likely not appreciate seeing Thor sewing Loki in the mouth - Marvel introduced this very unexpected muzzle.
Well, thank Marvel for not always keeping to the acient canon… for example no one would want to see Loki being impregnated by Odins horse.Or see him paired with his lovely wife who shielded him from a snakes dripping poison while he was chained to the earth, never leaving his side except for when she had to empty the bowl that the poison was dripping into.
May I also add his lips were sewn together because he had cut off Sif’s hair, which made Thor really angry since his wife became really sad and depressed.
I keep finding out more and more about Marvel’s interpretation of the myths, and it always impresses me.
I love mythology and take it very seriously.
4 for you Marvel, you go Marvel.
Odin’s horse is actually Loki child. Loki was impregnated by a stonesmith giant’s horse in order to keep him from finishing his job and marrying Freya.
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LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD
I need an adult.
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Nick Fury brings “Real Power” a magazine. In reference to this advance clip!
(I bet he uses that magazine to escape.)
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castielandsherlockstolethetardis:
Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard.
OHMYGOD. HE IS USING A JUMPER AS A SCARF. HE IS TALL AND LANKY AND BLOND. HE IS THEIR CHILD. THIS HEAD CANON HAS NOW BEEN DEEMED ACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY.
ALSO HE COMPOSES MUSIC
BUT THEN ALSO TRIES TO TRACK DOWN PUPPIES (right? Am I remembering right? It’s been years, but THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE)
So, is Cruella Jim and Seb’s love child then?
HOLY SHIT YES. CRUELLA IS JIM AND SEB’S LOVECHILD. END OF.
I MIGHT DIE FROM THE GLORIOUSNESS OF THIS POST
BUT CRUELLA, SERIOUSLY. JIM WILL SKIN YOU AND MAKE YOU INTO SHOES. HIS DAUGHTER WILL SKIN YOU AND MAKE YOU INTO A COAT TO GO WITH THEM.



